I’m suggesting someone gets two birds stoned at once

It would be sweet if at least one military person would have some fucking balls and do some good in this timeline

Jiu-jitsu or judo both great for kids

Americans: tread on me harder sempai

Close enough!

She puts her finger in his butt like any normal couple

No corporate pissbabies extracting value for shareholders for starts

Sounds like you’re in a pretty good position to get cat honestly. Some prefer to live with other animals but others are completely content being the only pet. They’re fairly independent and would be totally fine with you being out of the house for work every day. A nice advantage of getting a cat that’s in foster care is that the foster parents have a really good idea of their personality and can help you find a good fit for your life. It’s generally not a problem to leave them for a few days, ideally cats should be getting more wet food than dry food, but every once in a while wouldn’t be a problem. I would say go for it, they bring a lot of joy to your life

Trump is gonna keep killing celebrities until Epstein’s name is out of the headlines

In my opinion you should get a used steel frame road bike in good condition that’s reasonably sized for you, and then take it to a bike shop to get it tuned up and to get a bike fit done. Once you have a season or two of riding under your belt then you could consider something newer and fancier and lighter.

The same rules apply about over training, ease into it, it will take time for your joints/ligaments/butt to adjust and there is no substitute for time in the saddle.

Don’t worry, that plane was taking them away from Epstein’s island

A gar? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the river’s very own toothy and primordial brute was the one who took loaf into hand and licked this bread?

No time to explain, get in the eBussy

Bless your heart

The wrong people are rotting in prison

It’s not working for me (◔̯◔)