In my opinion you should get a used steel frame road bike in good condition that’s reasonably sized for you, and then take it to a bike shop to get it tuned up and to get a bike fit done. Once you have a season or two of riding under your belt then you could consider something newer and fancier and lighter.

The same rules apply about over training, ease into it, it will take time for your joints/ligaments/butt to adjust and there is no substitute for time in the saddle.

Don’t worry, that plane was taking them away from Epstein’s island

A gar? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the river’s very own toothy and primordial brute was the one who took loaf into hand and licked this bread?

No time to explain, get in the eBussy

Bless your heart

The wrong people are rotting in prison

It’s not working for me (◔̯◔)

WHAT WAS THE JOKE

Totally understandable, but this one is set up so you’re not actually just clicking more than a few seconds at the beginning. And then it is really streamlined going forward so you’re actually doing micromanagement on your tower. You can click on something to slightly boost its production speed, and pretty early on you can unlock an auto click where you just cover your cursor over or something if you wanna boost it, but it’s totally optional

Tower wizard just came out but it’s amazing at $3

Yep, you could use your iPad as your primary device if Apple would let you, but they’re never gonna let it run OSX

Because 7 is a 6 offender

She is 100% legit and he’s the weird breastfeeding kid from game of thrones