You’re telling me women don’t like vibrators.

Leave it to humans to build a robot for the purpose of lynching it.

We don’t deserve Earth.

This is the only correct answer.

My work laptop is fine except for how the Windows key fell off randomly after 6 months.

all motorized personal vehicles and their attendant infrastructure should be eliminated

I live in New Jersey, so

Nuff said.

Why aren’t you creating meaning?

Without a god, there’s only one option left for anyone with agency - us.

The fuck are you doing whining about it? Time’s wasting and you don’t have much. Get out there and build something that matters.

I am posting negative things about ICE online.

My name is Fuckice Suckmyballs and I live at 666 Gotohell Street.