I guess we are all pedophiles too by your logic, since we let them live amongst us.

I don’t give a shit, if I enjoy something I enjoy it, everyone else be dammned. You cannot guilt me out of it

Yeah but like the war is cool man. I love explosions.

Or you can not be a little crybaby

Reddit must have an entire QA department dedicated ro making the UI shitty. Like how can you make a shit ui even worse. It can’t be an accident, you gotta be doing it on purpose.

Record player? Please no need to cheap out, I hire my own orchestra.

Rip Bozo, no one will sub for your knock off siri. Aside from a certain cub set of consoomer cattle.

I think advocating for more big tech monopolies is a bad idea, period.

Arr, welcome back ye salty seadog. Me myself had never abandoned the plunderinn the 7 seas in the first place.

-4TH WIPE

DONT FORGET THAT BROTHER AROOOOOO

Yeah! Hes just like meeeeeee!

Fuck yeah!

Hang on, nope. The little shit ran away! Thanks for reminding me.

Just cut your feet off and replace it with prosthethics. No more feet problems. I hear the curved ones used in paralympics can make you go even faster. So it might even be an upgrade.