She wanted you to kiss her on the mouth.

Lemmy users > Reddit slugs

Why give it the wifi password on the first place?

Pro-commonwealth Canadians?

We call them “boomers” up here

The blood in your heart has been in your boner and that’s pretty sus

It was just a double entendre, not a jab. I lol’d then and I’m lol’ing now friend.

Sir this is a shitpost

Melania is Slovenian, guarantee this was a Barron grift play. He’s good at computer.

Bath salt more likely

Imagine RFKjr running WHO

Okay in a 14 comment thread this is the second to make me chuckle. Saved.

Good enough for POTUS is good enough for my household.

This means bullish outlook for my Flat Moon YouTube channel.

Regardless of the assignment a resounding YES