Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Laika was clever enough to steal the rocket, and take off. The Soviets had to make up the space exploration stuff just to cover this up.

She’s my…accountant.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

For some reason my brain will eternally read MTG as Magic The Gathering.

I like the cut of your…Jimb.

I truly believe that the 3D Doritos were the dream of the Egyptians. We have since achieved their vision.

This could be us but you clownin.

Randy are you on my side?
“I don’t know! Do you like Northumbria?”
For the last time YES. Ugh. Let’s all wear the same color next time guys.

They’re making a mess out of Mesopotamia.

They should have had one kid with a bassoon.

There was once a dream that was Rome. It was wholesome and cute.

Rat cruise! World tour! All you can eat and plenty of places to scurry off to!

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

Yeah so I used the cousin thing as an in. I mean if anyone’s gonna bang my cousin it’s me! -Einstein

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.