that sounds a little harder than what I’m trying to pull off. I heard there’s this super secret scumbag lifehack where if an autistic person picks a country different enough from their own, their social symptoms tend to just appear as average immigrant idiosyncrasies.

I’m pretty repulsed by my own country’s culture so I’m hoping I’ll be spared that “grass is always greener” fallacy that tends to befall other expats.

take my energy, blahaj ✊ evolve to your next form

trying to emigrate. I can’t die here this sad and this alone. I’m motivated by self hate and a delusion that since I was happy one time it could happen again

holy damn that’s based. I want on whatever watchlist they put you on

that’s about where I’m at now. take a wild guess why American capitalists are so hung up about increasing birth rates and cutting our health care

30 yeah try 50, muchacho. or do you live somewhere sane or something?

HELL YEEAH BROTHER THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. WHEN THE RING’S AROUND THE ROZY AND OUR POCKETS FULL OF POZY ASHES ASHES WE CAN’T ALL FALL DOWN. ANYWAY THANKS FOR SHARING ARRRROOOOOO

Ha while you were Chaining Lightning and Disintegrating Polymorphs, I studied THE ARTS

don’t call me when the Barbarians are at your Gates

holy based

Couple of these here 50 states gotta go. I’m annexing them on behalf of Rhode Island. Try to fuckin stop me. Wait does anybody know my powers only work for 48 hours? Cuz otherwise I think I can bluff

I have to assume so since other versions that have been “activated” the same way do. Real big shout out to you-know-who, btw. They make Microsoft software viable at all.

Unironically, yes. I was already aware of those and take them into account

Not that I have a strong opinion one way or the other but Linux people’s lack of self awareness or discretion has hurt its spread more than Microsoft has.

Having a teensyweensy bit of occupation with image goes a really long way

I just rage-downgraded back to 10 a couple days ago. is there any reason why I shouldn’t just keep using it after this year? are we ever going to see a risk for zero day exploits for it like happened for XP after it depreciated?

been there done that. such a bad fucking job.

I wish I was half the man he is

what was the joke in this one? Calvin acquiescing doesn’t even feel particularly notable here.

“let them roast marshmallows?”