Banh Mi (with crispy pork, and lots of chilli and pate).

The original Chinese Zhajiangmian is much better IMO.

I have Opnsense running on a tiny N100 mini PC from AliExpress for myself, but for my elderly parents I have a OpenWRT based solution from Banana Pi. They insist on always switching off their power completely when they leave the house, and I think OpenWRT handles that much better.

For some reason I heard this in a combination of the voices of Mitch Hedberg, and Nate Bargatze as George Washington.

I am the High Priest of Kopimism. Download from where you want, and go in peace my child.

Ball so hard, motherfuckers want to fine me.

My first distro was Debian, probably back around 2008. I used that and Ubuntu for years without having even looked at a desktop environment. For me, Linux was a server OS and I had to teach myself how to use it to spin up Teamspeak/Mumble, webservers, VPNs, etc.

I first started using Linux as a desktop OS in 2016. Tried SUSE and Fedora, but really liked Manjaro and eventually gravitated to Arch. I tried out NixOS a year or so ago and liked it, but I still go back to Arch with KDE Plasma.

I’ve been using Feeder for RSS and am fairly happy.

I wish there was a way to group articles by topic. At the moment I have to scroll through pages of articles about the Pope’s death.

I initially had problems with Piped, but I’ve been using PipePipe for ages and have never had an issue.

Mrs Browns Boys is a good one, but a bit more risque.

I’m 46 this year, which apparently makes me a Xennial. I had the tail end of public hysteria around the cold war to deal with too.

I stopped visiting reddit when they started screwing around with API access. I’m glad I didn’t wait in the hopes the inevitable wouldn’t happen.

Credits roll

I was just about to cough up for a Banana Pi R4, but I might wait for this now.

The military? Excuse me, AREN’T THEY ALL FUCKING HIRED KILLERS!? SHUT UP! They are thugs and when we need to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we’ll let them know!

I was part way through switching from Gmail to Protonmail when their CEO started brown nosing Trump. I’m tossing up between Tuta and Kmail.

Commodore64 gang represent!

I hate the north, they put up their nose at us like we’re peasants.

I’m not American. Palestine wasn’t the only reason, but it certainly lost Harris the Arab vote and Trump only just scraped through.