Robert Picardo was too busy with Greta Gremlin to authorize his likeness.

Good thing we have that spare pope.

That couch is so crusty.

So is the pope dead?

There. Wolf.

Wait until they find out the grizzly on California’s flag is completely naked.

Trump famously likes to fuck his “friends’” wives and make them listen when he calls the wife and reveals it.

They’re smart enough to stay out of the spotlight and Elon isn’t.

Though Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, has a podcast. So perhaps not the best example.

Because he was born rich and failed up his entire life?

Tell me he won’t mean-revert the second the crisis is over.

“Will someone please clean up this mess I made?”

Fuck you, David.

You mean the guy that thinks we live in a simulation and he’s the player and we are all NPCs is cheating to give himself an advantage? I’m shocked.

30,000 leagues under the sea.

Best I can do is an inaccurate calculator.

Sorry, your response must be in the form of a question.

You can. No guarantee your cat will react.

All he wanted was revenge for his rabbit.

Don’t rush past Rush.

Get rid of your silly protections and let Musky’s AI decide how much to pay you (if anything).

Jack Dorsey earning those libertarian bona fides.