An alternative for what? Never heard of it.

I could only recall the incest brand off the top of my head 😭

This is because we have a Google home which is linked to my Spotify account.

Cute story… this is an advertisement, even if it was not the author’s intent. I enjoy human connection and mawwiage as much as the next guy, but we can have a better story with post-google open source alternatives.

“Will you be my Spotify Duo… til death do us part?” I texted her, over my Google Pixel 3 Watch

sniffle “Of course my love. Nike, Just Do It™” she said, between sips of her new Folger’s dark mountain blend with new hazelnut flavor.

“Based, fam” And then they Uber off into the sunset.

May I have mine directed by Roger Corman? It would have only one location and consist mostly of padding.

(🇺🇲(💣)) + (🇮🇱(💰)) == (🇮🇱(💣)) + (🇺🇲(💰)),

((🇮🇱(💣)) + 🇵🇸) = (🇮🇱 + (💥(🇵🇸))) = (💀(🇵🇸))

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New favorite. Fantastic work!

“I can do that.”

Anakin Skywalker proceeds to grow another 4 inches past his original height, to meet her expectations.

And then they vow to not reproduce, thus ending the story and ruining the meme format.

It seems we’ve been taught strict expectations about “functioning.” When a machine doesn’t get the resources it needs to do its function, it does not function, and it is not expected to function, if the mechanics are understood. We know a lot about what people need (still more to discover) but we’re expected to “function” without having our needs met.

A movie you’re not going to share with your friends does not sound successful.

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Obviously it’s supposed to be, “extra farts to make his robot friends.” Why aren’t you watching from the Gizmoplex? It has good captioning.

I understand the desire to shame the practices of these companies, but try not to misuse “slut” as an insult. It’s outdated and Puritan-coded.

I love!! Is this one a Russian Blue?

#defundTonyStark

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you’ve earned it.

You wanted us to discuss “idiotic women” who are hurting our precious construction workers by dying? Did you want us to placate you? You’re speaking ill of the recently dead, which obviously isn’t a problem to you. I hope someone cares when you go, but from this, I don’t see that happening.

How long have you hated women?