Internet archive has some service manuals. You could also try https://charm.li/

UH OH is my text message notification. People think it’s cute but then their eyes glaze over when I tell them where it’s from.

This article states that he was in Afghanistan and never saw combat.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-footage-shows-florida-cop-jesse-hernandez-unload-clip-after-mistaking-acorn-for-gunshot

Can the updates just be pirated?

Not using a basket keeps me from buying a bunch of extra shit I probably don’t need.

Thought I was about to watch a dog die.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefusalOfTheCall

Call me Professor Chaos.

Yes, this makes it nigh unplayable on Android. Also, very long load time.

I haven’t followed Raspberry Pi for years - when did they go from $25-35 to $100+?

Is this you?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0097235/