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Speedrunning an established legal precedent for nonvoluntary eugenics in the process

I don’t even sexually abuse your mom, even though she blows up my phone begging me to. You can stop following me around now, take your crashout and handle it with stoic silence befitting a le epic atheist sci[ent]ist

Yeah whatever dude, more like fellatio basis

Ironically, you’re proving my point in asking this question.

I’m unaware of these, but I’ll take you at your word

You got lost in the sauce because your critical thinking skills are already eroding. The LLM brainlet effect is real, the neurodegeneration has already set in.

Proto-Yelp

My penis doesn’t answer to you

Guilt by association is how children think

“I know better than the AMA because I want to spend an hour of sunlight driving home with this sun in my eyes and then sitting on my couch getting left on read”

So go in earlier

Good idea, and then let’s start cutting cake into twice as many slices so we can eat twice as much. In reality we should stay on Standard time and school should also start an hour later anyway, because that has also been proven to increase schoolkids’ quality of life.

Because if you want to help them, you give them DST, so the sun can rise an hour into their day. DST literally delays the progress of morning and makes more of it, it makes you get up an hour earlier in the morning.

This reinforces permanent standard time. I’d rather have kids going to school with the sunrise than hanging around waiting for the bus in the darkness an hour before sunrise.

Call for you, Based Department on line 1

No, because their opinion, in differing from mine, is objectively incorrect.

Counterpoint: the people who want it there forever should just be told that’s what we’re doing, they’ll be back to licking windows before they realize the difference.

Goofy

No u