Is this you?

I spray my ass with the force of a thousand tsunamis—10 seconds is more than enough.

It takes a lot of water and energy to make toilet paper. Well, a lot more than turning on my bidet for 10 seconds.

A bidet 💪 even a cheap one is nice.

I wonder if remote play counts? I use it a lot when I’m at home and want to play more graphic intensive games while my wife watches tv.

Are you saying he’s not a nice guy? Also, why are you writing notes for 2 things? How many notes do you have?!