Fucking shit it’s time to migrate again isn’t it?

Yellow peach is best peach and I’m even East Asian. I know, I’m a traitor. I need my peaches like watermelons: leaves their juices on my cheeks

🤣🤣🤣

"I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens…

… I know I’m a fraud bb! I know who you are: you’re the great Wren of House Byrd, the mightest wizard of all the lands… I jus- I just wanted to be like you! And- and when I heard you were in town… 😭

I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don’t look at meee!"

“I put on my robe and wizard hat (and pray that you’re not watching a documentary on wand making.)”

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Lool TIL. I remember learning the word for the first time as a kid and was just so confused.

Mistletoe.

It looks neither like mist, nor rain, nor missile, or definitely not a toe.

Don’t forget the baret and baguette.

We need to make screws on ports great again.

That was such a revelation that it most certainly was divinely ordained. We must tell people about it.

I’ll start.

“We’re no strangers to love”, NateNate60 decreed.

“You broke the rules and now must I”

“A full repentance is what I’m thinking of”

“You wouldn’t get mercy from that other guy”

I believe scientists call it “Mar A Lago face”.

Or the cosine wave until it hurts so good.

I remember watching a video that showed that this is how cats are always able to land on their feet. As in, their bodies evolved to be able to twist awkwardly (to us) like this. By counter-rotating the front from the back in the air, they can face backwards without being able to change their rotational momentum in the air.

They’re clearly all owls in disguise.

I retired from being an “audiophile” when I had 5 drivers stuffed into one earbud. It does sound nice compared to a single driver though, especially for gaming.

Lamp-meowster

I think it’s funny that so much of popular Christian imagery is from essentially fanfiction written by that guy.

“Harlots!!”

“Cover your paws!”

Rostislav Alexeyev would’ve been so proud.

(The dude looks like the most bitter engineer I’ve ever seen.)

No, it’s because their noses are their penises.