This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

Can you help me with my pimple?

You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?

I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.

Why do you know that!?

On second thought, please ignore that question.

Never bring a knife to a bomb fight.

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

COMEFROM is my go to function;

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

We need that template! 👷

Looking at the comments,

I guess you…

…miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

I’m sorry, but you suck…
hard…
at being…
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I’m glad for you :)

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

Sure! He hasn’t moved for days. Must be really comfy!