I’m not gonna lie, the grammar of that first sentence is quite confusing to simpleton like me.

Well, as the picture says, with this bad boy you can use 86 characters per line.

Thank you!

He looks kinda overweight or is it the pose?

Amateur. The future is hugs as a service (HaaS)

Please tell me more, tomorrow, at 6pm precisely. ;-)

I don’t care, I just love my little top$ecret123!

What’s in the wrinkle?
What’s in the wrinkle, Somerset!?

Spoilers! :(

My understanding: light can best be described as an excitation of the electromagnetic field of spacetime. This excitation has a frequency, like an oscillation. Therefore light appears like a wave and we observe the Doppler effect. However, when interacting with other excitations, the “wave” collapses and behaves like a point like particle.

This applies not only to light, but to all known particles, e.g. the protons in your body. The only difference to photons are additional spacetime fields that are involved (like the Higgs field).

The weirdest part to me, is the collapse of the imaginary wave function and how it leads to ideas like “Many Worlds”.

Time to lick my asshole

I will hate you if you don’t help me and I will kill you if you do. Choose wisely!

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday’s roon?

Mh, do you weigh the same as a duck?

How do they still have both eyes!?

One question mark is fine, but waiting till three question marks appear!? You monster!

That’s the guy from that TNG episode!

Masochist: Torment me, please.

Sadist: No. (Muhaha)

Your mama’s the main frame!
Your mama so big, she can divide by zerochucknorrisjoke377sequmentation violation
Kernel panic - not syncing: Fatal machine check on CPU

Try to put it on. The locals love it when foreigners do whacky stuff!