Well if you make me actually explain it, I’m going to sound like an asshole; the joke is so obvious and low-level and the type of humor so uninspired that I figure they must be a little… you know, dumb.

The joke is that the people in the conversation are kinda dumb

Oh hey, so it does.

What’s with the tail still on the shrimp?

Oh, companies still commission letters, they’re just mostly slight modifications of some semibold neo-grotesque.

I can still get in fights with total strangers which is one of the core pillars of a healthy internet.

Indeed it is. Say, I’ve not got an argument out of my system yet today. Could go for a round. Shall we?

I actually said on a phone screening yesterday, to “what attracted you to <our company>”, “I’m told you offer health insurance.”, which I did not mean to do, but they laughed, so it’s probably fine.

Oh come on

Anything that can be said in one, angry syllable.

Ooh, nice. That’s a high-quality, multi-layered meme.

Beethoven’s real genius was composing in markdown.

As default search engine, yes, in Firefox and chromium browsers. I believe you have to provide a URL fragment template.

Hm, perhaps I should have replied to them, then.

Thank God for the “/s”; I was worried you were serious, and without that I would have had no way to tell.

…what?

Looks twice as good as what I had for dinner.

They do not 😞

It does. Why wouldn’t it?

Splashed water can fly surprisingly far. Remember those studies about toilets and toothbrushes?

Ah, yeah ml blocking seems to be what’s done it. That makes sense. Thanks- I was curious.