So true, and it’s name should be the Super American Ocean!

Make every state add “of America” to its’ name and be done with it. Then we can move on to renaming every county, city, town, suburb, village, and burg.

New And Improved America. Tastes great, less filling!

“Super York” if there is any consistency at all to his renaming mania.

I tell people that my favorite film is Vertigo, but my favorite movie is Tommy Boy.

I prefer to call it “New and Improved Intelligence.”

I remember what a shock it was when playboy bunnies were suddenly no longer older than me.

Why it’s called “the runs.”

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

Why not both?

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.