Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?

I too am scared of raw apples.

€ 32,168 isn’t THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

What else would I call it? Certainly not “Topfen”.

Nobody in their right mind uses words like “Palatschinken”, “Paradeiser”, “Piefke” or “Schlagobers”.

Now you can enjoy your life without any funny words

Open the command line, type in

sudo rm -fr

and hit enter.

I hope it’s fine now

“Mutterficker packen einfach n Zitat neben wen Berühmtes, als wenn der das echt gesagt hat”
– Karl Marx, Das Kapital Band 3108

This has my

Damn communists stop me from watering my golf course near Phoenix

Jokes have to be precise to be funny /s

This text has an incredible lack of substance. The typos don’t improve it either.

East, West or North Frisia?

A paradise for odd-toed ungulates

Which Frisia?

I share the same experience. Lemmy imitates Reddit, Mastodon imitates Twitter. The concept of Twitter might be more reliant on algorithms than that of Reddit, algorithms that Mastodon mostly lacks. Bluesky is a Twitter alternative designed for federation that has algorithms, and it appears more lively to me. The same might be true for Threads but I won’t test this out.

I spent a few moments trying see Lost in the donuts before realising which meme was referenced.

How else would you name a law delegating responsibilities for the supervision of the labelling of beef, other than Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz?

Unified atomic mass units (u) aka Daltons, clearly