They already have started doing that

This guy should have been our next president. That’s exactly the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.

What a sweetheart you are. Can’t even let a webcomic get away with not being inclusive.

Christian tradition, sure, but the Bible doesn’t have much to say about nipples so any specific rule regarding them seems to be more of an inference than a command.

You made a who in the what now?

Fair enough. I’m glad that people have different perspectives than me so I enjoy hearing about them. It is certainly a unique vehicle and there is something slightly charming about being bold in your design choices.

You genuinely like the way they look? I’m not trying to poke fun here I am legitimately curious, what is it you like about the aesthetics? I don’t see the appeal.

They definitely took the land from someone. The funny thing is that it doesn’t even matter who “they” refers to in that sentence because it is universally true. Everyone is from somewhere else if you go back far enough. This whole thread is just different people picking different points in time to refer to as the original state of things, despite the fact that history is literally the study of the constant evolution of humanity.

When duty calls, we answer

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the ‘wiping with toilet paper’ debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can’t comprehend how the other does it.

Funny stuff. I would use it as a sort of dream test as well. If I could open the menu then I knew it was a dream. If it was an OK dream I’d just go back to it. Hasn’t happened in a long time though

I’m pretty even-keeled most of the time so I guess ChillMatt

I think so but I’m pretty sure most people think too highly of themselves so I don’t know how much that opinion is worth lol

That’s crazy. I have told that story to a couple people and they just looked at me like I’m nuts.

You know what’s even weirder? My name is Matt too 🤯

That’s hilarious because I’ve done the same exact thing before except it was the watch menu from the Goldeneye Nintendo64 James Bond game. It worked for several years as a young lad.

That’s pretty clearly just a disclaimer meant to shield them from legal repercussions. They know people aren’t going to do that.

They may be threatening to unionize over low pay but I bet a pizza party will clear that right up.

Doing it on purpose for self defense seems less bad to me than indiscriminately because we want to be more comfortable but maybe that’s a meaningless distinction.

That’s why I skip a few steps and wipe my ass with tree bark.

As other people in this thread have said, it’s usually more about the person than it is the topic. I’m happy to hear my wife talk about the weather tomorrow but if the guy behind me in line at the store does it I’m answering in grunts and annoyed expressions.