

A few years ago, the UK Justice Minister called for a ban on the sale of tiny, lipstick-sized mobile phones that came with a voice-changing function built in. (Article) They were being smuggled into prisons and the convicts were using them to commit crimes from the inside, including making intimidating phone calls to witnesses etc.
What a sad day that would be for legitimate rectally-insertable, voice-changing cellphone enthusiasts!
Don’t you feel great again, America?