Maybe the constantly flushing toilet would drain the room.

My toilet runs FreeBSD.

Yes

AROOO I ATE A HABANERO AND MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE 🔥

I’ve been waiting for this one; it’s from the day I was born.

Kernkraft 400

You mean mavity?

In theory, yes. I’ve never actually plugged it into a computer. It’s a Sony PS-LX300USB. Looks like you can pick one up used for less than $100. Might be worth it if you’re currently buying everything twice.

My record player has a USB port…

And I’m wascally 😉

I’m in this comic and I’m not a kid or a tiger.

Replace “all 1’s or something” with “drop database or something” and it 100% applies.

“Run” is another good one.

I knew exactly which video that would be. Such a perfectly clear explanation.

You’ve got an unmatched single quote.