Now we need a geologist to tell us more about it!

dee bee yan

oh wow that’s awful

That sounds like a bad idea

or you may just be tall

Yeah we have a solution for that already.

It’s called the volume knob.

this would have been genuinely the funniest way for them to both go

hiring.cafe

I could never pick a favorite. I despise them all equally~

You’re right. I need to stop spending all my money on antique dolls.

I was just saying that I don’t have a house

Hi, longtime adderall taker here 👋

Unfortunately, no

My genuinely schizophrenic friends really don’t like when schizophrenia is used as the punchline of a joke.

huh?

Yea

My personal philosophy on this is that the forces that shaped me and made me who I am will still exist after I’m gone, so it seems inevitable that some version of me will someday recombobulate by pure chance into some variation of what I represent.

This is called “determinism”

apple podcasts lets you skip ahead in 30 setting intervals, even through ads

Forgot to list 7 million crabs

Who you gonna call?