Carrier pigeons are still faster than the internet, tested again this year to prove it

PSTPSTPST WHO’S THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD? YOU ARE MR. SNUGGLESWORTH, YOU ARE

I like this, nice and simple

Hmmm, thanks for the thoughts. Any better mental frameworks for organization?

Dell gaming laptops are decent for the price and might get a discount if you have the preinstall Ubuntu (since you’re not buying Windows)

https://wikiless.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

I follow all traffic laws to a tee, just to be the change I want to see in the world. Pedestrian deaths (negligent manslaughter IMO) by cars are at an all time high in my country. As a bonus, I usually end up right next to the asshole speeding and weaving in and out of traffic at the red light

Nice, free custom domains are unheard of

Haven’t used it much, but looks promising:

https://skiff.com/pages

I wish there was a <3 option instead of just upvote

If you are a human posting, you’re contributing to the community. It shouldn’t matter if it’s your only or have X accounts that you use/don’t use. In general, ddos attacks are more timing related in combination with data quantity not just raw data, since a new user account doesn’t take up much space and neither does their posts (this isn’t 100% the case, but usually the case. Also haven’t read lemmy’s source code, just general discussion)