unalivejoy
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This gives “Are you gonna eat that? No, you can have it” vibes.
Everything is legal, including:
- falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
- excessive force or police brutality
- coerced confession
- false arrest or imprisonment
- evidence or witness tampering
- unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Python needs an actual default functionEnglish
2·11 months agoIts called
runpy.run_script
unalivejoy@lemm.eeto
Technology@beehaw.org•In 3.5 years, Notepad.exe has gone from “barely maintained” to “it writes for you”English
10·11 months agoThey should’ve stopped at support for utf-8 encoding and unix line endings.
Don’t use flowery language when writing porno scripts.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish
251·11 months agoYes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.
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memes@lemmy.world•This one is for the guy who told me "Fuck You" on my Kurt Cobain meme.English
14·11 months agoDid somebody say gnome?
unalivejoy@lemm.eeto
memes@lemmy.world•Otherwise known as how I got over most of the fears I had of monsters.English
20·11 months agoMom now has 4 boobs. Send help.
Aim for the balls!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Researchers Scrape 2 Billion Discord Messages and Publish Them OnlineEnglish
122·11 months agoPublic data should be accessible anonymously. You can’t change my mind.
“Wow, that’s almost a dollar more than minimum wage! I feel so lucky.”
It means Illinois (the S is silent)
Americans if they adopted the metric system: “.25kg > .5kg”
She’s got two feet, doesn’t she?
Her dream of having two boyfriends is gone.
A package manager that does hard-linking helps.
This is just Pride Skittles, but bad.





Too expensive.