It’s National Crisp Sandwich Day on 25th October!

Coca-Cola, Nestlé, Starbucks.

Live Photos! They’re like the portraits in Harry Potter

Bring the pain!

Fucking arseholes. It has been my imaginary home since it started and now I have to use fucking mastodon and bluesky fucking dicks.
On the plus side, Lemmy has been getting really good recently

Not in the same league as most of the other responses but I cannot watch About a Boy. Yes the Hugh Grant film written by Richard Curtis. I’m not a big crier but that film is like a giant TEARS ON! Button for me.
I tried to watch it again last year as it’s one of my Wife’s faves and it was on already. I was in floods even before I’d sat down.
Something to do with the boy, his situation and the fact his only friends are adults kind of resonates with my childhood.

Popadoms. If there’s any left after curry night he will search them out and eat the lot

Mmmm, bean-juice slammers

My wife has about 40. Really fun to get drunk and browse through them every now and then

Just a work laptop refresh

SONOFFA BEECH!! YOU CAN CEDAR REASON I GOT WOOD!!!

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social
#onelinepoetry

Great laptop. I’ve used one at work for the last couple of years. I’d highly recommend any ‘business’ Lenovos (Lenovii?)
Coincidentally I’m saying goodbye to my trusty T490 tonight and starting new adventures with my newly issued T14

AHH SHIT I NEED TO UPGRADE MY TEXHNOLOGICALQ ABILITIES ETC

ANY MY MOST DANK COMRADE BUT THERES ONE ON NETFLIX AAAAAARGHHH CALLED FANTASTIC FUNGI WHICH HAS CRANKED MY HOG RECENTLY, ALSO IPLAYER HAS ONE CALLED THE MAGIC OF MUSHROOMS FUCK THE POLICE

“THE BRILLIANT WAY THE MYCELIUM OF SAPROTROPHIC FUNGUS USES DIGESTIVE JUICES TO BREAK DOWN WASTE MAKES IT A RECYCLING MACHINE LIKE NO OTHER” #FEEL

THE BIGGEST ORGANISM IN THE WORLD IS NOT THE BLUE WHALE LIKE YOU THOUGHT DUMMY BUT A MYCELIUM #FUNGUS #INEXORABLE

I GOT THIS BITCHIN FONT FROM A WEBSITE ONLINE BABY!!!

¿¿IF I TYPE #MEMES IN HERE WOULD IT GET PICKED UP AS A HASHTAG OR AM I JUST CRANKIN’ MA HOG IN THE WIND??

I so want one of those!