I hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.

I have no tolerance for people that murder birds. I hope the bear mace hurt.

Oh, that’s very simple. Warehousing! They need storage space for their gold, and their typical warehouses aren’t big enough to hold it all.

I’d say that depends on the degree of boned. Maximum boned means you’re free to take a property by force.

The banks, of course. They’ll buy anything.

I thought she was dead.

Fortunately, I’m the sort who goes, “Who the FUCK are you looking at?”, when I catch people staring.

If you consider how the Xeelee Sequence views time travel, you could be right.

Suppose the possibility that time travelers come back in time to change the past, but their enemies can do the same thing. If opposing factions decide to fight in a particular theater of war, their actions will eventually result in a polished, stabilized timeline. It is possible that none of the factions could get what they original wanted from the engagement, but all the countermeasures the factions put in during the battle will prevent any further notable change.

Therefore, we are in a world where anyone who tried to change our present time to what they want most likely didn’t succeed. Hence, a shitty parody of the original timeline.

Get off chromium and maybe I’ll consider you.

Said children must be disciplined for bad behavior.

My problem with LLMs is that they’re expert pattern matchers and little else.

Ask them the integral from 1-5 of ln(x) and they’re sure to screw it up.

They’ll give you something that sounds like the right answer, but their explanations are nonsense.

It’s times like these I wonder if Iranians are white or asian.

In a manner of speaking.

You just read highly classified top secret plans regarding mass emigration to the Kingdom of God.

The Rapture. Trump’s plan is to utilize the environment to Rapture the entire species, all at once.

AITAH for pranking my gf by putting a plastic bag over her head?

So I put a plastic bag over my gf’s head as a joke. She flailed around and punched me in the face. Then she ran off somewhere, looking mad. Why can’t she take a harmless prank? Where has humor gone these days?

One’s heart. Perhaps you are unaware, but improved skills can cause havoc on one’s cardiovascular health. Improved skills are a leading cause of death in the United States.

“I am hereby placing a 100% TARIFF on transport fees for any Q visiting from the Q Continuum. As you know, one of them turned me literally orange, ‘as a joke’. If this dangerous criminal is found in Federation space again, I have given out orders to immediately apprehend the Q responsible and hold him in Alcatraz Prison. The Q will then be ransomed back to the bloodthirsty murderers of the Q Continuum.”

Trump would send Guinan back home, where she would be immediately assimilated.

“I am now implementing a 200% tariff on Genshin Impact, for supporting Chai-na. Chai-na is trying to steal our money…all of our money…and they’re doing it by tricking us with big-eyed freaks. Chai-na always talks about “the Rising Sun”, so why would they make big eyes, you know? It make no sense. No sense. So we’re gonna tariff them, and it’ll be great, because we’ll show the criminals and murderers who make that game what happens.”