I believe that any entity that witnessed me taking a dump would be truly terrified

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If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

Your cables break every 3 days

Finally, some good AI news

Give fans the Tron movie they want, without an actor they hate, and they might just go see it

Not the TPS reports!

The bat travelled 1,000 miles. It is not stated how far the car travelled.

Note that it was City of London Police involved. The City of London is quite distinct and different from the London that tourists know of. The City of London is owned by the corporations (mainly financial institutions) within its boundary, it is self-governing and has the right to set up it’s own police force which can take enforcement action in any part of the UK, not just the City of London. They are basically an enforcement arm for corporations and are very interested in things like enforcing intellectual property claims.

All woke and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

Reminds me of the first time I worked in a newsroom in the early 2000s. When the repeated slamming wasn’t enough, the whole phone would go flying across the office. I, unfortunately, had the desk by the wall, in the prime firing line. My reflexes became boss in those first 3 months.

Shave 'em. I don’t want no cowlick near my balls

I find the omission insulting and I’m not even French.

I like its undeniable Frenchness 🇫🇷🗼Not so much the practicality

If you watched this and enjoyed it, there is a Micro Men 10th Anniversary retrospective chat with Chris Curry, Steve Furber and Hermann Hauser from The Centre for Computing History.

Although the dramatisation is mildly apocryphal, it does capture really well the entrepreneurship and rivalry of microcomputer development in the UK in the 1980s. I love this short movie and have to go back and watch it again every couple of years.

What’s next? Femtofunctions

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I’m fine with fewer details, 'k thanks.