I never really understood the appeal of arranging severed plant genitals. Sure, it looks nice. But boobs also look nice, and I don’t cut them off and put them in a pretty bowl on my living room table.

She’s wearing it better anyway.

Can you explain what you mean exactly?

If all the services suck, you could just not use any of them, like everyone did for literally millions of years. I don’t understand why supporting corporate neofascism is OK if their services are convenient.

Relevant sketch from A Bit of Fry & Laurie from ~30 years ago.