frustratedphagocytosis

It snows there from October to May, and there’s super bad black flies and mosquitos once it thaws. Only 3% of the Michigan population live there, and they’d prefer you not interfere with that.

Back in the day, I’d be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is ‘look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies’

It looks like a protection racket with extra steps. An unpleasant solution presented by the problem creator. Why is this not banned?

Honestly this isn’t that far off base for some of my mom’s Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug

Hey it’s my old district! The new one is still gerrymandered but at least I’m not in that smug pirate asshole’s district any more