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I’ve now achieved peak humor.

The N*Sync of Vases

Buy buy buy!

There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.

My boyfriend asked me why I kept helping people when they don’t appreciate me, and I told him honestly that I never help more than is painless for be, but also, I made a decision about who I want to be, and I won’t let other people being assholes change that.

The one in a million person whose life is touch, who really needed it, who can live a better, happier life because of me, is worth fifty assholes. Maybe even a hundred.

“So much for the tolerant left!”

I always end up marrying him. Every time I think I’m going to marry someone else he says he has a tiny crab in his pocket or he doesn’t know why he hasn’t shaved all his hair off in a fit of passion and suddenly I’m at the altar again.

I find this hilarious but the Penny stans are gonna be maaaaad.

I’m not a spoiler person but look up the order you should visit the glyphs if you want maximum impact.

I love my dungeon master, but if he sent me a love letter it better be from my in-character husband explaining where he’s been these past 20 years!!

This comment got a laugh out of me. I could hear the grinding.

“Turbulent” is a great word.

My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”

That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.

I’ve been known to day, “I did do the nasty in the past-y,” when I discover I’ve made a mistake.

Ayup.

Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.

“Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing?”

Such a legit thing to be grossed out about.

That book changed my life.

Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)

I double-checked just because I laughed so loudly at your reply, and you were really telling the truth. Thanks for that.

No they have a point. I had to quit my job in high school to get a passing grade. Same vibe.

…didn’t know it was ADHD til I was 36 but the outcome was still the same.