As a left handed person this checks out.

This is my ex’s number. Real nice lady Jenny was, I got her number from a bathroom wall, we dated for a while but had to breakup. It was mutual but it still hurts.

I think it’s interesting to note that in the 2020 presidential election there was only 5 voters and all 5 voted for Joe Biden.

Home Depot and Lowe’s are selling similar things this year. The depot actually had one for Halloween and one for Christmas, perfect to add to you Christmas village!

I work at a big box hardware store and our Halloween stuff has been on clearance for like a week maybe two at this point. Christmas has been up since the beginning of this month or the end of last month but the big box across the way apparently had their Christmas set up in August.

They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States

It’s also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

One of the guys I work with now won’t stop sweeping at work it’s annoying as all hell. Now every time I see a broom outside of work I have a negative response to it, I might have PTSD. Anyways thanks for your service.

Y’all remember when we found out all the AI in the walkout Amazon grocery stores was just a bunch of dudes in an Indian call center watching cameras? That would be hilarious if this was the same, some random dude in India sshs into this dude computer then gets annoyed about it if date packages on the system and it spirals from there.

I explained to a teacher one time this as my method, the get to ten version, and she looked confused as hell like why would anyone do that. She was cool with it though, gave me a whatever works for you kind of response.

Nah the phones old enough that no one was getting on Twitter or Facebook with it, this is from the era where you’d have to actual view those pages on a PC. She’s clearly using the computer for her heroin hook up.

Just checked my emails and I’m coming up on 20 years ordained on November. I was the 3rd backup minister for my sister’s wedding in 2015, closest I’ve come to using the status.

https://youtu.be/gF8rlghyxJU?si=9jiYE_sAsdtQKjsR

I work in retail so the only thing that changed for me during the pandemic was my level of anxiety.

I’d just like to point out the rumor from the Steele dossier wasn’t that Trump got peed on by prostitutes it’s that he paid them to pee on a bed that the Obamas had once slept in which is somehow weirder to me.

Nah brother just has CAKE.

Modern ones are, all the supercar manufactures have taken a device that you could never guarantee wouldn’t just catch on fire, or breakdown, or for that matter even start up and turned them into appliances.

I’m not disagreeing with you but Destin from smarter everyday had a video where he did a ride along in an Air Force fighter jet and by far the least interesting part of the video was when they broke the sound barrier and were flying super sonic. They were up at like cruising altitude though so that’s the main reason it was mostly uninteresting.

I’ve been half assed looking for a new tv for like 5 years now, I haven’t seen a larger TV for sale that want smart in that time.

I don’t even think it’s limited to the cheaper brands. I thought I heard about Samsung (or some other similarly large vendor) TVs connecting to networks their servers knew about for updates and stuff all of course without your interaction/consent. I might have just read that as a possible future thing though it was a while back that I saw it.