Nice operating system. Just lacks a good editor

What’s a womanual?

Everone claims their software is fast. When stating that it is written in a native language it is actually believable.

It also makes sense in a business context, because Rust enables memory safety at native speed, and enables building more reliable software due to its strong type system.

Safety and reliability are business critical in many industries.

It is. Security problem in core library? Good luck waiting for 27 randos releasing an update. Whereas the distro updates it even before the issue becomes public.

You’re not an idiot, you just misremembered. It happens

They’ll probably dial it back once the hype settles

Because it makes doing the things I want to do with a computer difficult and annoying.

Now you jinxed it

Guess you also never use water in cooking

Think of me the next time you add salt or any other spice, will you?

Just decline without giving a reason

If pressed, say you don’t feel like it

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the spice cabinet?

Cat.

Lentil gang!

Thank you.

Needs more AbstractSingletonBeanProxyFactoryDefaultImplementation

I see you’ve met my employer

It’s spelled flak, not flack. It’s from the German word Flugabwehrkanone which literally means aerial defense cannon.

Needs more fam