Pressure washer graffiti is a thing

This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

Is this the new crypto mining is bad story?

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

With gusto

What a rollercoaster

Listen, imma let you finish but

What

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

Impossible!

I’m addicted to the shipping

Arrrrrr

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a good enough reason to cancel Prime

lol sure

Lemmy wants to see everyone in a free single family house that doesn’t disrupt the natural environment in any way, also it comes with free food and free utilities, and theres no roads and no cars.