Yeah I generally avoid that word, but this is nearly textbook.

This is the most simp-y shit I’ve ever heard of. You don’t bail out a billionaire.

“Got it knocked” sounds so British to me.

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Shit!

God, worse than I was expecting. I thought it would just swap Christians/heathens.

Now I’m imagining looking in the mirror and seeing myself with my eyes closed; it’s freaking me out.

Lower art is gudim_public on IG. Lots of clever material.

John is welcome to go fuck himself.

Thank you for including the background information. This is a wonderful image, and I was particularly struck by how the mirror was handled.

Poor bob. Marooned on an island with a practical joker.

I think I have this same bug [humps comment button]

Amazon is a gigantic garage sale/garbage pile now.

I kind of need to know now

Billy Maddison saying you gotta “find that fucking dog”

The investigation found speed to be a factor in the crash, according to Decatur Fire Company.

no shit

Are they on the moon because earth didn’t understand their love? 

Wow. I was so annoyed by the prospect of a 20min video but it was chock full of incredible moments of stupidity. Good entry.

“Fucker’s settin’ up franchises”

I say “Elon Musk’s Twitter” like would I say “Joel Schumacher’s Batman” — to identify it as the worst version of the thing.