You can only do it once before needing a new friend though.

The full remote time during the pandemic allowed me to slowly update my profile pic for work until people started asking me what my pronouns were.

I tuck because I don’t want to look down and see the thing either.

Can’t relate, I’m a secret third thing (And also gay).

Look, I can barely take care of myself some days.

That Dr Pepper could use some sour cream!

Ah, my spirit animal.

Women are a certain way because of the way I was born.

Maybe the landlord could cut out the avocado toast, or get a job.

That could either be earwax buildup or eustachian tube dysfunction. Assuming the doctors checked for any buildup that may have been impacting the eardrum, you might try the Valsalva or Toynbee maneuver.

AI Images? Why who hasn’t taken the Traiericas exit on highway o/ ?

I used to have to explain it to them too, but could usually get them to understand by referencing the CVE and the breakdown from the MS security updates guide.

Part of my job used to involve explaining patch supersedence to leadership so that they had a clear idea of why a totally different patch needs to be loaded to address a vulnerability reporting a different patch number in the scanner.

I wish the English voice actress for Meowth was cared for as well.

This squicks me right the fuck out.

It’s fine, my product owner doesn’t know what a sandwich is supposed to look like, so it passed, I can spend another few hours on the user story next sprint to correct this.

My Morrowind save has long since devolved into designing my own adventures, battles, and objectives. It doesn’t matter where I find myself, because I have decades of headcanon to inform my next actions.

We really let them down on fashion.

A cropped facebook comment and a reddit watermark, neat!

Ah, uncle Iroh, everyone’s favorite barely reformed war criminal.