Ok I’m interested

I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.

Ranch dressing on pizza…

Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready

And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet

Best cat in the world

I thought that until the day a french friend of mine sent a bottle back because he didn’t like it. I’m still not over the audacity of that moment

Akakakakakak

Mount DOOM has entered the chat

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

If.

55 Sorry

Best line in What We Do in the Shadows: "werewolves not swearwolves "

Always has been

You mean cheap and it’s always sunny?

I skipped a word in that title and read

Stop using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told

Which i prefer, honestly