There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.

Making new frens every day

The Bert’s Gambit

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.

That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!

If that was the intentent, I get it. But if you’re going to flip the bird you should at least send it INTO the camera to enforce the message. This just feels stupid.

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

Why are most of their palms facing outward?

I’ve never seen it done that way. It seems really uncomfortable and a bad way to to transition into a fistfight if shit’s about to go down.

They decided ERIC was the best one to spin this?

Oh my girth!

Not your average Gregular guy

Artificial Intelligence at this stage is Artificial Ignorance. It’s not ready to be unleashed onto anyone who blindly trusts anything they read.

Back in Black!

Goodnight Adeline is an excellent new banger of a song, too

StumbleUpon was my jam. I could procrastinate my homework for HOURS with that toolbar!

The temptation to explore felt real. Not like clickbait.

It was that wonderful time on the internet where you got the chance to enrich your knowledge without having an algorithm force stuff on you because it thinks it knows what you like.

I love being surprised and love learning new things. The algorithms, AI, and SEO have stripped all of that curiosity and discovery away.

Dude on the left has zero shame dangling that much brain 😂

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