Narcissism

It does, like the same way a negative blood test means you don’t have something.

But this language has probably been used, like the other commenter has stated that it’s dumbed down for the stupid pond people

Have you not seen the documentary??

It’s worth a punt.

It’s like a big shan on to all the dickheads that section of that industry attracts

The ending song to the first Portal

At least it saves water

See, penguins were never meant to fly

He’s not ok is he?

I’m confused, is it the turds not flushing or the skiddies that he’s withering on about?

I collect used engine oil and used cooking oil, filter it and, run my van off it.

Is that considered being green?

We need c/notnottheonion

Looks like the guy who lets the special needs kids pet the horse and, lets the horse bite the obnoxious (usually American) tourists.

It’s also quite cute seeing how hard he’s trying to hold that smile in.

They’re famously stoic, it’s even in the job description…

What a lovely article to read with a morning brew.

Much better than the content posts about tariffs or genocide

Make it sound spicier - previous millennium drug deal scheme

You can also buy toilet paper with his face on it

I get a growing body if I stay on the couch too long

He heard about Emperor Penguins and probably got confused and wanted to start a trade war with the supreme leader

Did their username check out?

Same, I’m just wandering about really.

It is weird how it’s always daylight.

Mebbies we could start ‘Its always sunny in Wyndham’

What the fuck?

I haven’t paid to see a film in yonks, after reading that I won’t even pirate his works

Just add feet, he’ll be reet