i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

hot dog (it’s not sausage because this is the US and there is no sage) flautas

don’t trust a cathboy either

i think i did it, ty for the advice

i love wfmu, glad to see them still rollin, Night People was probably the biggest piece of comfort media that i’ve ever had the pleasure to enjoy and i still show people the 7sd where they call people and try and get them to stay on the phone the longest amount of time but they only get ten words, absolute tears every time, there are so many classic episodes really, the puppetmaster ones also big favorites

instructions unclear, got turned into a zombie by cersei lannister

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

my all time secret to any cream soup is instant potato flakes to thicken, that way i never have to use much dairy, i think that would take you there and then a big scoop of the sour cream for colour and flavour at the very end, coconut always tastes like coconut to me, but now i’m thinking of like a potato curry soup with chickpeas and stuff in it would be absolutely delish and if it weren’t nearly 1am, i might be in that kitchen rn experimenting, thanks for the ideas op!

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

it’s nearly gone back around at this point into “grandma’s been on one recently, do you still have any of that xanax?”

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i’d make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i’d just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

the other big thing is that once it does start spouting bullshit or even just finds a phase or string of words, its so hard to get it out, you really just have to start over your instance or purge the memory, they get the obsession so easily sometimes without like sacrificing relevancy to the topic entirely

you’re whale cum

you misspelled butt pan

fr tho, i think it was likely plastic wrap that contributed to the delectably pert center

* cries in iron chef *

sooo meaaty

put your boots on, don’t want to catch a cold