Kid on the shirt is the dude on the right.

Luca Boccassi sounds like he got pantsed a few too many times in high school.

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

Don’t worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it’s just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

We should start calling these the “new oculus” or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.

You have to pay for it? Bro. I’ll leave the Internet forever before I’ll pay for a search engine.

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!

I remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I’m too old to hear them beep.

I wish I could grep my car keys sometimes.