until you irreparably damage your liver and/or kidneys

Hold on, I’m a pervert but I’m not that perverted.

Galaxy brain take: Let the hurricane winds rub you off

I mean… tentacles are also an option.

Thank you for your service

But I’m still not allowed to touch my cellphone while behind the wheel because the screen is too distracting, right?

Lancia is as good as dead. They only make (made?) one car, and only in the Italian market, and it was a slightly larger Fiat 500. Stellantis is struggling enough with the brands that are still making cars. I’d be shocked if Lancia comes back.

If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take a gun and shoot me.

This is what you get when you ban Spanish

I’ve considered that before. I’m just not sure I’m proficient enough to be able to do that on my own. I can apparently buy laptops with Linux as the OS from a tech store where I live, so I may eventually go that route.

It’s really annoying to me that Firefox doesn’t seem to work well on my chromebook, so I’m stuck with Chrome until I need a new computer…

I want to believe…