The writing on the wall is if you want government money don’t piss off the pool boy of cheetolini

Looks like she knew what the finished product would look like as she posed for it

That’s why I only watch shows like sex/life with my in laws the sex is crucial to the plot.

You answer the why in college talking progressively harder math classes until you say fuck it and accept that’s just how it works, or you become either a mathimation or a math teacher where you dumb everything down and let the next generation ask why, and you ask yourself why can’t I afford to live, I should have majored in computer science as you spend your summer as an Uber driver.

I stopped at calc 2 and became a software engineer. My math rival(ex gf in hs/best friends now ex wife who I took all my college math with) became a HS math teacher.

That’s basically what I do

No no no 10+7 = 17 and 9 is always one less so 16

We work for different companies but I’m my best friend’s(from college) technical lead on a project. I told him he was special and great then I congratulated him on his raise. Then I sent him a picture of this 🤣.

I mean he is leveraging his Tesla stock

Would use 1/2 on ebooks, 1/2 on passible quality music I’d give up some quality for size reduction. I’d probably save a little space for a sudoku game.

Seriously, if you want to get murdered by a big cat that’s how you do it.

So she stole $60000 from the months of hard working publishers and $122 from authors

My friend and I were heading back home from a work trip on a Halloween a few years back. We decided to pay extra for early boarding on a flight that was like 90-95% full. Instead of taking a seat in the front we went all the way to the back of the plane and grabbed seats in the 2nd to last row on opposite sides of the isle. A flight attendant was in the back with us wearing a devil costume. I decided then, that I would be a sick person for Halloween. As the plane filled I got a barf bag out and leaned against the window and made the most im about to puke face I could. my plan worked, 5 hours of flying with nobody in my row. the back 2 rows except mine had 2 people per section. And the row in front of me had 3. Best costume decision ever! Yeah I know total dick move but I have no regrets. The flight attendant thought I was hilarious and we shot the shit most of the flight.

I think she could pull off a different style of short but I disagree it’s a good look at least compared to her long hair. Sucks someone grossed her out so much she felt the need to cut it.

It’s always a cop, not a hitman

Looks like everyday is her cake day. #imgoingtohellforthis

That’s a book for PHP devs

He has clearly mastered talk no jutsu

Send them an invoice and or take them to small claims court

This belongs on sad cringe

Was going to give my daughter the middle name Ada until my best friend for 20+ years pointed out Jenny Ate A Dick or if she was heavier food items Jenny is not my daughter’s name but used for an example.

Tbh I still wanted to use it but my wife said no. I also lost the battle for Grace, and Marie. I gave up and let her pick the middle name in the delivery room all hopped up on hormones. I’m pretty sure she regrets the choice since we have never mentioned her middle name in 6 months.