I must be hallucinating here. It clearly states a lot of OSes, but maybe it’s just me.

The “when you’re out of money and you pretend you have even more” tactic.

If this was an Onion article, the headline would have been “Waymo cars will now go through each hit pedestrian multiple times”.

Check what’s between the legs of the washing machine.

I think we will first see a batch of alternative apps, which either will get shut down by manufacturers etc., or get tolerated as an alternative.

I have an idea for an eso lang, called Greentext, where you write little programs as greentext story, scope indentation is >, and exception handling is done by typing > my parents beat me up.

It already helped to sway the Slovakian elections, and arguably the US elections too.

I have a theory, that ROGD was carefully crafted, so boomers will think their (grand)daughters having a pixie cut during their teen years only to have long hair again afterwards was “Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria”, thus think that most cases of trans people are just a “bit confused temporarily”, and would eventually grow it out.

Ah, the good old argument from supposed “virtue signaling”.

Also there was a brief time within the Linux community, hen asking for solutions in forums were disencouraged in favor of using Google, especially as that time Google was seen as a force of good, as Chrome wasn’t the RAM-eating beast powering almost all browsers and ~80% of desktop apps, also not even the content ID system was implemented on YouTube. This made the Linux community more toxic to newbies, hindering its adoption rates to this day, with memes claiming “you should google forums telling you to google the problem”.

AI slop thumbnail on the anti-AI text.🤡

Maybe we can start calling it “scientific capitalism”.

This is like an admission to election fraud. I don’t think they did the 2024 elections in favor of Trump (Musk did manipulate his platform enough to sway the chances into Trump’s favor, so is Kamala trying to appeal to “moderate conservatives”), but wouldn’t surprise me if it was their “security experts”.

Throwing a tantrum as a parent: Just tell your kid you’re strict, then scream at them for every little thing.

Hear me out!

What if parents did their fucking job as they should instead of demanding the state to do it for them, only for it to get hijacked by both

• christofascists wanting to make it illegal to not live a “christian life”,
• and corporations wanting to ensure competition will need to pay a shitton of money on age verification AI?

Basically some guy came up with the idea for it, some guy made a case study that it would kneecap the online adult industry even with Article 230 style guarantees, then christofascists saw an opportunity in it to de facto ban porn.

So is COBOL.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Sometimes a jack of all trades master of none is better than a master of one.

Herbs and ginger also smell really nice.

The owner would get cancelled online by everyone, so it doesn’t worth the risk.