Might wanna read that again lol

I was being very sarcastic

Finally! That’s great news! Can’t believe we’re only 1 year away after all these other 1 years.

It’s old sauce, but it checks out

Shut up, you’re not my wife!

I am shocked!

SHOCKED!

Well, not that shocked.

It can be fun though. The crazy, not the couch.

I certainly hope so

Is that a giant penis in the background?

Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…

I was making a dumb joke. The ai reported a minority…

Minority report

That’s so true lol. My 10 year old daughter almost shit herself when I told her he’s literally a grandpa.

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

Making fun of it, mostly.

Yeah I agree, by the tenth year you know for sure wether that child is an asshole or not.

His son gave him a pass on that one.

If you don’t mind my asking, what’s your first name?

Mother’s maiden name as well, if you please.

Actors are notoriously dumb. I’m friends with a famous person and it’s sad when you realize they’re usually just surrounded by people kissing their ass and afraid to tell them no, you’re wrong. People are so shallow they’ll agree with anything if it keeps them in their company. No one is truthful around them. One of the reasons we got along was my “ability” to be real with him, as if that is actually a talent i have or something. Truly sad that people think so much of celebrity when they’re just people.

Been taken since the early 90s. I’ve always been proud of my username/email I’ve been using since 96. No numbers or anything. (Not this name by the way)

Must’ve cracked