I like this template

Sow bugs def a common one

Pill bugs here on the West Coast but in the Midwest we called them roly poly.

I work in pest control and they’re generally referred to as pill bugs in the industry.

Lol. When I was 4 my pet parakeet died and my parents told me they buried it. My thinking was it probably died because they buried it so I dug it up and put it back in its cage. My Mom was horrified.

This comment hurt

You got more use out of it than most

Definitely. You don’t win that many Emmys without total saturation.

It’s also from the show Frasier

Oh yeah mine was smart but not about swimming! Went to the lake once and she started just swimming towards the opposite side until I literally had to swim out and go rescue her lol. Best dog I ever had though, they’re so full of love.

There’s no way my (old and gone now) Labrador would ever even consider for 1 second staying in that boat. Water = swim until I physically cannot.

"The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Mallrats

Fr fr no cap

Or every bad driver in California. I see those stickers on cars being driven by 50 year olds.

Some classic pasta right there.

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Bless you

WHERE’S THE FOOT??!

Are you saying don’t poke the bear?

That’s the way you do it

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I have nipples