Zoom is fucken cancer.

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

A bodyguard would turn on him. Torture him first to transfer wealth then top him.

Ohh thr English won’t stand for that!

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.

Those things we consume also involve a lot of political pocket lining, to look the other way when they need to do bad shit.

Sustained: deat cat.

Awwww does someone need a hug?

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Source please to show they don’t.

Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

All my friends have been on my deck.

“It sucks to realize something you put in a lot of work into had no real benefit”

Everyone who worked for Amazon has this thought.

On the subway I’m more Homer

Aren’t left handed threads used when there is torque or rotation that would cause nuts on right handed threads to loosen?

No wonder Google ex-CEO was saying fuck climate goals.