This reminds me!

My job, whose entire goal was to sell marketing services using text messages, decided one day to pivot towards dating! Half the company’s job was to make it work!

Imagine all those spammy

“Want cheaper meds? Reply Y. Unsubscribe with ‘CANCEL’”

but with

“Hi I’m Tiffany I’m single. You interested? Reply Y. Unsubscribe with ‘CANCEL’”.

Anyways I didn’t bail in time and then had to fight my ass off to get my last paycheck when they declared bankruptcy.

“Ah, fancy milk from the human cow”

• peep show

I think that quote is right.

If you can do it, do it. But if you’re feeling unsafe, we got you.

I put one up in solidarity.

Not gay or anything - just an ally. Any fools who want to cause trouble, I’ll take one for the team to protect the others.

That’s weird as heck brother and maybe they dealt with motherfuckers/undercover assholes a while back so they’re playing extra safe.

The decade I’ve been at pride parades, it’s like any other parade. Just have fun. Hell people were even dressing up their dogs in rainbow outfits. Nobody was checking with anything unless you were there to cause trouble

And also like a good horror like a Stephen King novel, the real evil are the other people invading.

That’s awesome!

Two two!

Reminds me of Manos: Hands of Fate. Manos means hands In Spanish

Wow TIL!

Reminded me of ClayFighter 63⅓

Not 2 but 3.

McPixel 1 & 3. There is no two.

All those Nintendo fans should take note. They aren’t better than Sony.

Nobody ever talk about the maid wars.

Oh are you joining the Thai military?

(Me living in a 900 sqft rental with three kids… ) hmmm I can raise chickens.

Even when Steam delists games, you still have access to it, even after twenty years.

The content you bought? Sony removed your access after a few years.

I read “discless” as “dickless” and piracy does solve both of them

Watching the British self destruct, especially with the biggest one being Brexit, continues to show how completely out of touch they are.

RunPee is a website to tell you when its safe to leave the movie to pee.

First time I saw it was during Titanic!

But then it kind of faded away

This isn’t new.

How many windows app promised security, more ram, cleaning windows, etc…

Only to be malware?