Frfr this is a great opportunity for the dm to tpk them and make them start new characters in the post apocalyptic world where they have to survive and take down the crime lord while figuring out how the world went to shit. Paint their old characters as amoral monsters who’s lust for wealth above all else caused the collapse of society.

Your party 3 sessions from now

Oh my she is so smol! I have a flame point I kidnapped/rescued as a kitten from my driveway and she is small too. I wonder if that breed is just small.

You kind of can, but for the most part, it is better to just not engage unless they are showing themselves to be an open and honest interlocutor.

I really, really dislike that they used the word aroma when describing the smell.

Oh my she looks so small… or are you just huge?

I just surrendered a stray I fostered 2 weeks ago that looked just like them. Cute little bugger

How about this one

Jews don’t recognize Jesus

Mormons don’t recognize the pope

And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store

I want to pinch those beans.

You shouldn’t eat rock doves they are very dirty birds and you can get pretty sick.

Took the words right outta my mouth.

As many digital books as possible and an emulator with as many old school games as possible assuming I have access to a way to play them.

Idk if you will ever need this info, but if you ever see a hippo wiggle, it’s ears you need to leave immediately cuz its about to go buck wild on something.

Same reasons my wife gives for taking mine.

Fuck I would kill to get my hands on that set. I’ve been trying to find some at a thrift store for a long time.

FYI it’s totally safe to have and handle. Infact a report published by the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission in 2001 stated that uranium glass is considered to be safer than household electronics. but it is recommended that you do not eat or drink off it in the unlikely event that you chip or scratch it and ingest some of it. If you go thrift shopping or to antique shops bring a small uv light with you. If the glass glows green under the uv it’s uranium glass.

There is never a reason to not get her spayed. It helps with behavior and it reduces her chances of certain types of cancer as well as prevents her from having any kittens which the world does not need.

I went to buy a new TV and they were all smart tvs. I just never gave it my network info so it can’t connect to the internet and ive never had issues.

the way I have heard it explained with AD HD medication is that your brain is finally getting the proper amount of dopamine it should be getting, so it’s no longer constantly searching to find the next hit, so it leads to your brain relaxing and then you getting sleepy.

Good luck on that. Make sure it’s a break away one.