Friendly reminder that it’s really fucking stupid to click links without reading them, and I mean really fucking stupid.

Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

Heh, foolhardy.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

“I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass” rule

That doesn’t work - fails in multiple browsers/systems to load or with error code 1001.

Nut Nightly November.

How will he get over olive his disappointment?

Yeah, and I’m sure the person forced to clean it won’t get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.

“How can she slap?!”

Him brain not do so good.

You know what they say: you can’t un-fuck the Thanksgiving turkey.

It’s a roux with some fucking liquid added, which is exactly what you do to make any gravy, regardless of the language root of bechamel. Stop being so goddamn pedantic.