It’s an old joke that a project manager is a person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMJNEFHj8b8&t=276
The start menu section starts @ 4:36

He’ll come back as Kellogg’s Malone

Ah, so just an extremely long exposure and a lucky night on the aurora. Most aurora photos are artificially enhanced.

It’s the Solheimasandur Plane Wreck in Iceland. Definitely shopped though.

This article is pure satire and should not be taken seriously (unless you, too, have questioned your entire existence after losing access to a forest green Subaru Outback—then we get it). No actual riots, therapy sessions, or underground Subaru trades took place (that we know of). And for those currently in crisis due to the lack of green Outbacks, stay strong. Your identity is more than your car. (Probably.)

Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus