I think most instances defederated from threads from day one, so I’ve never seen any posts from there

So good

You absolutely need to see a doctor.

1. you have no proof you are perfectly sane. You may be experiencing some type of mental illness, you may even have a carbon monoxide leak (as in that very famous Reddit post), but in any case proof of sanity can really only be obtained through testing by a professional.
2. as the other reply states, there is no such device which can cause the symptoms you’re feeling.

Be logical here, the most likely explanation is that your brain is not behaving for some reason.

Rosamund Pike takes herself too seriously.

They don’t feel a thing

I would guess that if your politics is based on selfishness, some might consider that antithetical to the idea of a fediverse.

Capitalism.

“It’s a classic case of never meet your heroes.”

Whose hero is this lunatic???

Not sure if you’re familiar with this masterpiece

I made it my avi photo

Publisher, apparently

Agreed. Andor had depth to it, great production values and brilliant writing. The sequels felt shallow, hollow even.

Suing them over a pun?! Weak.

Remember and factor in the cost of a deep clean. With a UV light, i bet this place will look like splatoon

Scot Squad in action

Magnificent.